You Can’t Lose an Election…If There Isn’t One
Imagine, if you will...
You’re on Team Biden and you’re thinking about the Democrat party’s chances in the upcoming midterm elections. Naturally, you break out in a cold sweat. Anyone with a brain can see that the probable outcome will be disastrous for the democrats...
Of course, there’s still the tree-huggers and science worshipper types sucking on creepy old Joe’s toes, so there’s that. Then you tune in to the likes of Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon and for a moment, you’re back in leftie, liberal bliss “cuz we’re building back better with Biden.”
But then that safe space in your head leaves you faster than Biden’s short-term memory when you realize that Greg Gutfeld’s ratings beat all of them, which means that you’re losing the college crowd...And CNN is culling its brain-dead talking heads like gimpy cattle in a mad Cow outbreak. You’re left with nothing more than the vacant stare of a man who isn’t there and admit to yourself, privately of course, that no one really believes the socialist horseshit you’re selling the country.
The problem?
Only the handful of political realists in what’s left the democrat party–all puns intended, by the way–know just how much of a political bloodbath awaits them. You and a sanguine few have the cold-eyed realization that the democrats are going to get slaughtered in November. You know this because you see that even the Party’s formidable ability to turn an election around with week-after-week of ballot harvesting, coast-to-coast vote machine hacks, midnight ballot drops, with every major network and Big Tech company in your pocket…
You know that all those illegal machinations that put Slow Joe in office in 2020 won’t be enough to stem the red tsunami of conservative votes that’s coming. Even young minorities, both black and brown, are leaving the democrats. You’ve also admitted to no one but yourself that Biden’s approval numbers are lower than the President’s flatlining alpha waves. He’s below 40% on CCN’s very best day of prevarication. What’s more, a growing part of the American electorate is wise to the un-American policies being mouthed from a fake Oval Office across the street.
The millions of illegals invading the country with Biden’s blessing are trafficking in people and drugs, as well as costing Americans jobs and they don’t like it.
Even your average democrat voter somehow senses it, as he, she, it or they/them part with a “hunski” to put a few drops of ten-dollar gas in their hybrid because the rolling blackouts has left them without power to charge it. Besides, printing trillions of unnecessary dollars that go to banks and foreign countries instead of into the American economy has consequences.
But you also understand that the inflation rate on gas, food and housing, as well as projected food shortageswill doom the democrats to the record losses they have so well earned. As you look the reality of the political landscape that stretches out before you, your worst nightmares start to materialize: Republicans will, in all probability, take both the House and the Senate in November.
A Republican victory in November means investigations in January. A Republican House and Senate means Joe Biden will most likely face impeachment. The same goes for that idiotic, cackling Vice President Kamala Harris. You know full well that email and bank records exist that link both Biden and Harris to the Chinese Communist Party pay schemes. The money trail is there, so is Hunter’s laptop and so is the movie about it.
You also know that election fraud will be very closely examined. Wall-to-wall investigations will yield a bumper crop of indictment of your colleagues. Heads will roll. Even now, you can see the cracks appear in your fabricated regime and begin to widen...
But then you see that the Roe v. Wade decision is being used to de-legitimize the Supreme Court and put fire into bellies of your most radical members...And you feel a little better.
The Biden administration’s new marching orders advocating for “passionate” expression of political threats...You hear the president himself read from the teleprompter, demonizing 74 million Trump supporters as “extreme” in their political ideals and “a threat to democracy.”
You start to believe that these leftist dog whistles that legitimize violating the law, rioting and committing political violence against conservatives might just work, that you can turn all of Biden’s vile disgraces into one, all-encompassing saving grace. It’s a sordid grace that will bring the chaos of the “mostly peaceful” protests of 2020 that burned across the nation, into the 11th hour of the 2022 election cycle.
You indict President Trump, set the FBI hounds on his home, and anyone associated with him, arrest Steve Bannon and cast conservatives as the fascists that you and the democrats truly are.
And it couldn’t come at a better time. With out of control inflation and food and gas shortages, it’s the only card you have left to play. One more a false narrative of “far right” violence can be effectively used to justify a national Marshall Law decree...and arrest conservative Americans for whatever reason.
We’ll invoke the January 6th “insurrection” that saw Capitol police waving folks into the Capitol, you think to yourself.
We’ll have an official pronouncement of resurgent COVID from Fauci-types and Gates that will add gravitas to the Presidential Executive Order for a national lockdown...
We’ll announce that the midterm elections are simply “too dangerous hold at this time, as they pose too great of a risk to our democracy.”
It will be like US policy in Vietnam that had us burning down villages to save them. “We’re burning our Constitution in order to save it,” Joe Biden will explain. We’ll have a military presence in every major city and town in America.
Those conservatives love the military, so we’ll really let ‘em have it.
And you smile.
